Hay Memphis

Hay Memphis


My goober bf is taking pics of his new car. :P

My goober bf is taking pics of his new car. :P


shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

thehpalliance:

"… and to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end."

Here’s to book seven. Here’s to the years of anticipation before it and the years of discussion in its wake. Here’s to the boy who lived and how he changed everything.

And here’s to you, if you know that “the very end” isn’t happening anytime soon.

We are book eight.

(via llama-henderson)


oomshi:

is that dick gluten free

(via ruinedchildhood)


cowscratch:

joyeuse-noelle:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

Next time: “Get fucked. Yes, it’s an imperative. Fucking do it.”

Ha ha wow I bet this guy is fun at parties

cowscratch:

joyeuse-noelle:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

Next time: “Get fucked. Yes, it’s an imperative. Fucking do it.

Ha ha wow I bet this guy is fun at parties

(via amikae)


(via mulady)


colt-kun:

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

Or when its just
not there anymore

(via finnickcriss)


sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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(via ruinedchildhood)